I did not once again procrastinate on my bible study homework only to do it at the last possible minute again this week.
I did not meet a friend for lunch at noon last week and then just go home after instead of going back to work.
And it was Not Me who had laundry so piled up that it took ALL day to get it done. And there is not still a load of clean clothes in the dryer getting all wrinkled.
There is no way that when I came out of the shower last night, and saw that my cat had ripped open the trash bag and had proceed to chew on a chicken bone, that I just turned around back towards my room.
I did not have to Google "Benzedrine" to see what it meant when I encountered it in my book.
I am not really excited that tonight Secret Life Of The American Teenager comes on. Because I am way too old to watch that show.
And finally it was Not Me that slept late, left late, and got to the office late today and has now proceed to write my Not Me post and done no actual work yet this morning.