I did not procrastinate my bible study homework until this last day and have to do it at the the last possible second.
I did not just shut my bathroom and bedroom door rather than clean it up for my company that was coming over.
I did not ruin my third pecan pie and I most certainly did not eat it even though it was all runny and soupy.
I did not almost rip off my big toenail trying to vacuum in reverse. That is silly, what kind of woman does that. Certainly Not Me!
I did not take a picture of the fountain in Town Center with all the bubbles in it and laugh hysterically about it...nope not me because that would be juvenile.
And finally I did not misspell VACUUM in this Not Me post! And I did not misspell MISSPELL either!