I did not procrastinate my bible study homework until this last day and have to do it at the the last possible second.
I did not just shut my bathroom and bedroom door rather than clean it up for my company that was coming over.
I did not ruin my third pecan pie and I most certainly did not eat it even though it was all runny and soupy.
I did not almost rip off my big toenail trying to vacuum in reverse. That is silly, what kind of woman does that. Certainly Not Me!
I did not take a picture of the fountain in Town Center with all the bubbles in it and laugh hysterically about it...nope not me because that would be juvenile.
And finally I did not misspell VACUUM in this Not Me post! And I did not misspell MISSPELL either!
2 comments:
Ruined pecan pie? Nooooo....it's so easy!
And, thanks for the reminder that I really did not do my bible study, yet!
Great not me monday, It really hurts when I run over my foot with the vacume cleaner but i have never lost a toe nail if I did somthing like that I would roll on the floor in pain screaming MEDIC!!!!!
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