I did not just take down my Christmas decorations yesterday.
I did not wear heels and a new Ralph Lauren sweater to the Boat Show just in case, you know... ;-)
The best part of the boat show was not the pet accessory lady.
I did not take down my Christmas lights off my patio and just leave them outside because I was too cold to put them in a box.
I did not post an ad on Craigslist for the first time and then get really nervous about some crazy person buying my TV armoire.
And I did not write the post on Sunday and schedule it to publish on Monday :-)
Nope not me I didn't do any of those things.