I am never want to go to the mall on a Saturday again. And I definitely don't want to go to Holister ever again. All the sudden I feel like I am either too old or not old enough to fit in with the Saturday mall crowds and the shoppers at Holister.

Proper age ranges and groups to shop on Saturdays:

• Teenagers
• Mothers with little kids (also not allowed to shop in Holister)
• Mothers of Teenagers

Wrong age to shop on Saturdays

• Twenty-something Singles
• Twenty-something Marrieds without children